Thursday, January 26, 2006

Are Elephants Black or White?

Jaydee: [quoting Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear] Dogs are rear-wheel-drive, everyone knows dogs are fun, hence, we prove that rear-wheel-drive-cars are more fun..

Blade: Oh yeah, hyenas are front-wheel-drive ...and everyone knows THEY'RE no fun... and cats are really good drifters... you see 'em in Tom & Jerry all the time slipping n sliding all over the place

Hub: Yes yes.. and elephants are four-wheel-drive [...] and [quite randomly] elephants can't jump

Me: [wanting in on the conversation] So I guess that proves all elephants are white.

[ silence ]

Profundity over a free 6" Subway sandwich and the perfect mix of Spite & Coke. Who woulda thunk?

2 comments:

Saadles said...

It's actually Sprite, but the fact that you spelt it Spite makes it more interesting.

Tree Elf said...

AHAHAHAHHAH!