Jaydee: [quoting Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear] Dogs are rear-wheel-drive, everyone knows dogs are fun, hence, we prove that rear-wheel-drive-cars are more fun..
Blade: Oh yeah, hyenas are front-wheel-drive ...and everyone knows THEY'RE no fun... and cats are really good drifters... you see 'em in Tom & Jerry all the time slipping n sliding all over the place
Hub: Yes yes.. and elephants are four-wheel-drive [...] and [quite randomly] elephants can't jump
Me: [wanting in on the conversation] So I guess that proves all elephants are white.
[ silence ]
Profundity over a free 6" Subway sandwich and the perfect mix of Spite & Coke. Who woulda thunk?
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2 comments:
It's actually Sprite, but the fact that you spelt it Spite makes it more interesting.
AHAHAHAHHAH!
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