They call it "chillie" when it's cold outside, and yet, you add chillies to your food to make it hot. Is someone who is uncool, hot? If someone's not hot, they're cool? Who the hell comes up with this stuff anyway?
The usual gems from bash.org:
[Jace> god this computer is running like a dog
[h0ax> Jace unless it is a lame dog or missing several limbs, dogs usually run pretty fast
[h0ax> I wouldnt want to race one
[Jace> god this computer is running like an elepant
[Jace> hope they run slow
[h0ax> memory is working well then?
[mole-inc> elephants are pretty fast
[ReKTeK> they can run faster than humans :P
[h0ax> why dont you say a turtle or something
[h0ax> turtles are KNOWN for being slow
[Jace> god this computer is running like a TURTLE FINE HA
[h0ax> but then.. it did beat the hare..
[Jace> god this computer is running like a hare
[h0ax> no, they're fast, usually. except against turtles.
[mole-inc> god this computer is running like a crippled ant.
[Jace> god this computer is running like a turtle unless competing against a hare in which case the computer is running like a hare
[h0ax> you know you could just say it's running slow.
[Jace> oh yeh
[Jace> could do that... i guess...
[Maverick] just imagine if it was a 10 dollar fee to get into heaven
[Maverick] and you died
[Maverick] but left your wallet in your car
[Maverick] so you couldn't pay the 10 dollar admin. fee
[BallsDeep] i would mug the next guy
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