Laws without an F

Why must there always be silly rules that are left open to interpretation. People need to plan these things out more carefully. What is bothersome is the fact that rules hardly ever come with an interpretation guide, and if the enforcer happens to be a clueless brain dead moron (as is almost always the case), then, Houston, we do indeed have a problem.

Cars are useless. If you want to go around feeling safe and comfortable, go drive around in your mom's station wagon. If you want speed, then don't waste your time with cars. Heavy bikes are where it's at. If you have no idea what heavy bikes are capable of (apart from being noizy irritating little crotch rockets), go check out Google Video for some of the Suzuki Hayabusa runs. Watch the speedometers. There're also a couple of Yahama R1 videos, and one particular one that caught my attention was this R1 that was doing it's top speed when a Hayabusa goes past fast enough to make it look like the R1 was standing still.

For all you faggots who think they're too dangerous, learn how to ride one, learn how to read situations, develop situational awareness, improvise, predict, simulate, calculate, improve your reflexes.. oh, and also develop a working relationship with God, because as tempting as it may be to think that you are God once you get on a bike, the real one (if He exists, theoretically), miiight get a little tee'd off and a send a spill or two your way, so, yeah, just to be on the safe side. Now the only problems with spills are that they might damage the bike (or at 250+ km/h, they WILL definitely), and worse still might prevent you from biking again by killing you or some such means.

Reckless. I know.